10- Going to the grocery store (or any store for that matter)
9- Loss of sleep
8- Having violently ill children who proceed to barf on you at least 4 times in one day
7- Seeing your 7 month old pick up a chocolate chip off the floor and then noticing that it is piece of poop that fell on the floor from their cousin having an accident. NASTY!
6- Thinking all is safe and baby proofed in your home and then hearing your child scream and scream and then after running in seeing the dresser completely fallen over on top of them.
5-Waking up in the morning and seeing this when you go get your 5 month old out of bed
4-Hearing your child scream in the other room and after running in seeing her face bleeding and a 45 lb. dog right next to her. That's right, dog biting her face and needing stitches.
3-Potty Training
2-Walking into your child's room and finding them with their diaper off flicking their feces out of their crib and smearing it all over their body
And the number one thing you do not want to have to experience with your small Child
1- YOUR BABY BARFING IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!!
I realized that yesterday when I lifted Conner up above me to stand up and suddenly he smiles and I am tasting rancid sweet potatoes and milk pooled in the front of my mouth!
Disclaimer: All events expressed in this blog are true and actual events. Dog bite and falling dresser not my stories, but true just the same.
5 comments:
And in what time frame is it, exactly, that you experienced all of these??? Sounds like you need a vacation!
Delaine, You totally need a vacation! I remember when C had that rash! So scary.
And EW!!! I think one of my kids puked over my face once, not sure if it made it into the mouth though. I think you topped me.
Had a tough week, eh? haha! thanks for making mine better by sharing yours. hehe!!! Oh, I hope your little one's rash gets better, they stop eating poop, playing with poop, smearing poop around, and that they stop puking in your mouth. What's better than being a mom?!!
It's all coming back to me now. Thanks for helping my mental preparation for having an infant. Throw-up, poo, strange illnesses and rashes, being strapped to the house, etc. I'm really looking forward to it. Let's hug ;D
I am so grossed out right at this moment, but also trying not to laugh too hard at your misfortune (understatement) because I know that karma is a sneaky fellow that is ready to come my way in the form of nasty baby bodily fluids if I give in and let my real laugh out--you know how loud it is and that it'll wake karma (and Isabella) up. Seriously, you're a hero for not throwing up on your baby after getting vomit in your mouth. You need an award.
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